Fun With Words -- Lubricate Your Tonsils

If you mention the concept to your students, how many do you think would raise their hands and agree with the statement that words can be fun?

A very small percentage, to be sure, if any hands are raised at all.

But words can indeed be fun.

When I'm in the classroom, performing one of my "Nudging the Imagination" writing workshops, I always have a cup of tea by my side. During the workshop, after talking/instructing, I will stop for a moment, tell the students I have to do something very important in their classroom, reach for my mug and take a satisfying, much needed sip of tea.

I ask them what I did. You took a drink, they say. Not quite, I respond.

I tell them I had to lubricate my tonsils.

And then I tell them that when they're at the dinner table that night, they shouldn't say "I'm thirsty." I tell them that's boring. Words can be more fun than that. What they should say is, "May I please have some cow juice so I might lubricate my tonsils?"

"Cow juice?" they say.

They tell me they call it milk, to which I reply, "Why"

What do you get from apples, I ask. Apple Juice, they answer. What do you get from oranges, I ask. Orange juice, they answer. So, what do you get from cows, I ask? They giggle. They say milk.

But it should be cow juice, I insist, because you have to squeeze the cow, too, don't you? At that point I show them one of my children's books, "Why Not Call It Cow Juice," but the point is to have fun with words. So I send them home with an "assignment." They are supposed to ask to lubricate their tonsils with cow juice, which will bring a smile to their lips and happy dinner-table confusion when they carry out their mission at home that night.

Another one of my favorite words -- proboscis. It just sounds funny, doesn't it?

One of the dictionary definitions of the word is a "long flexible snout, like an elephant's trunk."

Now, when we write in the classroom, we stress word pictures. We want to write so clearly, with so much description, that the reader can see what's going on in his or her imagination just through our words, which are painting mental pictures for them.

You can say someone has a big nose if you make that a physical characteristic of one of the characters in your story. You can say that character has honker or a schnozzola, too. But if you say the character has a proboscis? Wow -- now you're talking a major league nose! Quite the smile-inducing word picture, don't you think?

So have fun with the words in the stories you write. And find fun, descriptive words in the books you read.

And while you're doing that, don't forget to lubricate your tonsils with some cow juice!